ah, bathing suit shopping. the shock and the trauma and pure awe in the very nature of it. have you ever felt pretty cute before you actually got into the lovely fluorescent lighting that made your ass look the size of Africa and your thighs look like a hilly road map or the Appalachian mountains? well i have. my mom always says, "if you can't lose it, tan it..." so i proceeded to go to the tanning bed and tan the everloving bejesus out of myself and THEN go bathing suit shopping! Let me tell you! It works!
BUT i found so many cute suits....i filled my cart with about 25 and spent two hours trying them on. i was actually excited when one didn't fit right because i could eliminate it from the pile. brown and pink! pink orange and white!! blue and black!!! purple and white! OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! I wound up only getting four, but i had to call a friend for advice....CANCUN in one more week!!! Here I come!
I have been dieting like a mad woman and working out like a banshee. No more carbs until Mexico....and then its allll carbs...beans rice tortillas and lots and lots of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought capris, and suits and shoes and tops and chopsticks for my hair...i bought sunscreen and towels and even little bleachy things for my teeth. i guess i am just traumatized because i am getting older and its becoming so hard to keep up with these damn young hot girls. things are a little harder in your 30's ya know? Eat two rice cakes, run for three hours. just to MAINTAIN your weight.....
i have been trying to maintain my boot camp work out, but i tell you, it really is close to impossible. without a drill instructor yelling over me its hard to push myself. but i am a little better than i was. today i ran for 20 minutes, did a 20 minute fully body quickie work out, did 300 crunches and took an hour Pilate's class. just for kicks.
I also have a sinus infection and that is really pissing me off. but hopefully it will be gone by CANCUN...............
After this half a soma and 4 beers i should be ready to sleep. guess i will be back if i can't!!!.....
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