Sick n Tired a' being Sick and Tired

For the love of God.  I am a giant snot rag.  I can't even open my eyes without them watering.  I have to drive around with one eye closed.  I can't breath!  I have taken Dayquil, Nyquil, Sudafed, Robitusson, Thera Flu anything that will unclog my head. I don't even know if I have a cold or the flu or what, but it sucks major ass.  Now I am at the part where your throat just itches and itches and you cough and cough and cough.  I want to cry and scream.  Quick....get me a Waahhhhhmburger and some French Cries!!!!  I swear I have coughed up parts of my gall bladder.  How long will this last?  Apparently forever.  (or three days.)

Comments

[Daxohol]

icky, get better soon! But just remember, there is always Goldschlager.

[Heaven]

well, this is true. haven't gotten my mittens out once this year. But my choice will still be JAGER!!!!!

[Drusus]

i envision the little mucinex mucus blob from the commercial, ballroom dancing inside your head with the lunesta green butterfly. yikes? I am a bobble head right now too, and have the ID badge photo i had to take today to prove it. yuk.

[pizo]

Lisa is always sick. Me, usually stay healthy which I thank the Lord for! I hate being sick, which reminds me. I need new vitamins, I'm out! Good God!