Insomniac Hairdresser

Mardi Gras Ball

I posted some Mardi Gras pics!  Scroll down and look under Fun Stuff in Photo Albums!

Enjoy!

New Photo Album Added

Hello!  Hope your day isn't nearly as crappy as mine!  Seriously.  Today blows.  Tomorrow, I predict will be much better!

Just wanted to mention I added a new photo album.  This photo shoot was last year, but it was fun and cute!  I just did another one today so more pics to come later.

Scroll down to find the new album, and have an Uncrappy Day!

These photos were taken by Jen at www.photojenichouston.com   She is amazing!  Check out here portfolio!

mmmmm, Beer

My Chi is like, SO off

What kind of can of worms did I open?  (wish it was just a can of beer...)  So, in another effort to relieve my severe insomnia I decide I would go to a new yoga/energy healing center.  More of an Asian style of yoga, Dahn Yoga.  I thought, Yay!  What fun!  Heal my energy.   Great.  Now I can't even make it through the day without something going terribly wrong.

My lovely Energy "healer" has unleashed upon the universe a rampant, powerful, unneutered energy.  (And apparently "unhealed")  Ever since my "energy healing session" my Chi has thrown a rabid dog my way.  So the first thing that happens was bronchitis.  I felt so ill after my session!  So I got sick, then a few days later wake up with a monster case of pink eye!  IN BOTH EYES.  Back to the doctor for that.  A few days later I was standing next to my hubby as he took the trash out.  He somehow manages to fall face first into the trash can, bust his face open and require 5 stitches. The next day at work I fall flat on my face at work.  Just face forward, hands out, knees down!  I haven't FALLEN down in years!!!! The next day I leave on a business trip where I forget my cell phone charger.....no way to be in contact with anyone.....well atleast I can use my laptop.  WRONG.  I proceed to accidentally pull the phone cord out and break the phone connecter to the laptop.  YAY!  When I get to the airport I am practically strip searched.  When I get home, I discover I have left the dome lights on in my car that is in airport parking and the battery is dead.  And so is my *ucking cell phone.  I get a jump and make it to mcdonalds where they mess up my junior burger.  THANKS.

So the work week begins again as I put my normal hair color on and it turns orange.  What the hell?  Then I am cutting a girls hair and using a razor around her neck and proceed to cut the string of her pearl necklace as the pearls fall to her lap.  To top it all of, last night I drove off a 1 1/2 foot curb I didn't see and got stuck and had to be towed out. 

Can you please bottle up this "energy" and jam it back in to me?  And I haven't even had my second session yet.  That would be tonite.  In like 30 minutes.  God, please help me. (and anyone else within a 15 foot radius of me....)

More Highly Irritating Information

I am really just tired of this.  After the amount of times this has happened, its time to bitch.  So there are these companies that fly people around.  Called "Airlines".  And they employ lovely people in lovely little outfits called "Flight Attendants."  A flight attendant should ensure the safety of all the passengers, check for buckled seatbelts and upright tray tables.  She/He closes and locks all doors, makes announcements and hands out pillows.  Its ALSO her job to get me a drink.  Guess what, its part of the job.  She asks every passenger what they would like to drink.  And the friendly passenger responds.  Then she/he goes to the back of the plane and fills the tray with the preferred beverages.

SO JUST BECAUSE I ASK FOR A CAN OF BEER INSTEAD OF A CAN OF COKE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A TIP.

Sorry folks.  You are paid well, and quite frankly one of your job requirements is to refresh me with beverages.  I am tired of riding on SOUTHWEST airplanes and listening to the flight attendants complain  (to each other...) that someone did not tip them for an alcoholic beverage.   You are making the same amount of money if you bring me some juice, or some gin and juice, Ale or gingerale, so get over it.  The alcohol already costs more, so I am just not going to tip.

I am sorry if I piss you off, but frankly I don't care.  And can you get me another beer while your back there???

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Survey

What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ?	Grande Quad Americano with 3 Equals and Whip
Beverage (alc) ?	BEER! Margaritas, Cosmos
Color ?	Pink
Food ?	Macaroni and Cheese!
Item of clothing ?	Pajamas
Meal of the day ?	Any meal with friends
Feature on yourself ?	Lips
Quality in a guy/girl ?	Just be genuine and true to yourself
Phrase ?	uh, awesome. (said very sarcastically)
Song ?	So Lonely Remix
Musical Artist/Band ?	Mariah Carey
Sport ?	Football!!!!!
Movie ?	Blow, Willy Wonka, Vanilla Sky
TV Show ?	Survivor all the way!
Radio Station ?	788!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah just kidding
Type of Chocolate ?	Dark and creamy......Truffles rule
Eye Color ?	blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ?	2 dogs:Cocoa and Prada Cat: Felix
Smoke ?	only when I drink....
Drink ?	only when I smoke......
Have any piercings ?	ears, tongue (yes, its still there.....)
Have any tatoos ?	5
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend	I have, but I'm not proud of it.
Had sex ?	Um, duh
Gone streaking ?	No
Gone skinny dipping ?	Yes! So I guess theoretically I would have had to streak to the ocean?
Been to Europe ?	Yep London, Paris, Belgium, Amsterdam
Been to an island ?	LOTS of them
Had stitches ?	On my head!
Broken any bones ?	NO, but dont jinx me
Been stabbed/shot ?	no thank God
Slept until after 12:00 ?	Anytime I can
Stayed up all night ?	many times
Danced like a whore ?	yes. not so much anymore....
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ?	No
Turned down a dare ?	Yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ?	Vanessa, Christi
Is the prettiest ?	Vanessa, Meggan, Jennifer
Is the most handsome ?	Kevin
Is the loudest ?	Toby
Is the craziest ?	Dru, Vanessa, Christi
Is the most shy ?	Jason Mosher
Is the most loving ?	Kim, Jessica, Vera
Is the most understanding ?	Laurie, Jason M
Is the most boring ?	I dont have boring friends!
Is the richest ?	Gosh, I don't know!
Is the most athletic ?	Dru (hm....well sorta. But I don't have athletic friends!)
Is the most cocky ?	Eddie, Mike C.
Is the biggest sex icon ?	Um, Me! haha
Is the most wordly/cultured ?	Culture??? Around here????
Do you look up to the most ?	Kevin
Do you tell everything to ?	Meggan
Has the best clothes ?	Me again! My friends always want me to go shopping with them!
Has the best house ?	Stephanie
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ?	Not in this life time. Now with ranch maybe....
Kiss someone of the same sex ?	done it
Cheat on someone you love ?	a long time ago
Run away from home ?	yes at 16 for like 2 days
Lie to your parents ?	of course
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ?	of course
Lie to your best friend ?	probably, but i can't recall an instant
Give a homeless person money ?	yes
Run from the police ?	yes
Bungee jump ?	no
Sky dive ?	yes!!!!! awesome
Cross dress ?	no
Be an exotic dancer ?	maybe
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ?	yes when i was young and starving!
Scuba dive ?	no! never will
Go rock climbing ?	no but I would
Go spulunking (caving) ?	NO!!!!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ?	I need to vomit
Bologna ?	Still vomitting
Hott ?	Johnny Depp
Orange ?	Makes my eyes water
Real world ?	Not so real
Fuck ?	Dirty
Jack ?	Off?
Cucumber ?	Tossed Salad.....
Hip-Hop ?	Classes every monday and weds
Uniform ?	school girl
UniCORN ! ?	fantasy
Rainbow ?	happy
Clown ?	scary
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What number am I?

You Are the Reformer

1 You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong. High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them. You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect. You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.

What number are you?

knitting

knitting?  why the *uck are there soooooo many blogs on knitting?  am i missing something?  this seems to me like the most boring activity ever.  can someone enlighten me please?  i keep thinkin i am going to stumble upon a cool blog and its more knitting. 

um, i dont get it.